<.< Two dreams of awesome have occurred as of late. The Elmo dream, which is rather fucked up and hard to describe in vivid perfection unless you A.) Know the Lay-out of my downstairs bathroom and B.) Can picture someone shakily reaching for the high-string piano keys as a muppet... and C.) You know the obnoxious as Elmo song (the rift is from Jingle Bells... (Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells... Jingle all the Way and stop at that as far as the music goes, repeating it as necessary.)

So, in the dream, Elmo and my parents and in parts I am being chased around by veloceraptors and we circle back through the house-- imagine the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park 1 with the kids... until finally we backpedal to the downstairs bathroom. >.> We are trying to shove the door closed ON the raptor, I finally close it (and then pretty much vanish from the dream) and they struggle to  lock it, the door sucks in real life so... yeah, then a tyrannosaurus rex appears outside the window, sees my folks and Elmo inside, he snorts, roars, then smashes the window in. Sticks his head in, right next to the dryer where atop of it appears the Elmo piano... (which to this point we haven't noticed because we weren't looking THAT WAY at all.) He says: I WANT TO SING THE DINOSAUR SONG! menacingly... so Elmo, shakily reaches his hand for the high-keys, furthest from the dinosaur (like turning his face away, blocking his body with his right hand and stretching his pointer finger off his left hand to reach the keys) and then plays it at the speed of crack, "Dinosaurs -*hic*-Dinosaurs-Dino-Dinosaurs..." The T-Rex roars: "NO PLAY IT AT THE NORMAL TEMPO!" he bellows menacingly again, as a hungry, talking dinosaur would, I imagine... and as Elmo is making muffled sobs, he sings it and the dinosaur starts dancing.

As I said, it's fucked up. XD

The other dream I had this morning, it was AWESOME... in the dream I was having a battle of wits with two whores I hated in high school... Becky and Mary-- but it started as Becky and turned into Mary then back. >.> Highlights of this came from-- Becky walks out of an office while I'm in the hall with 7 other people, she was yelling at a teacher for telling her she needs tutoring, she got pissed for being called stupid indirectly, called him a pig and said he'd be sorry, so after she walked past the eight of us (sitting two-deep four-long) I went: Oink Oink. The girl in front of me who is Jen... giggles then snorts Cro-Crork. Becky turns around and said: WHO SAID THAT?!

I said, "Oh, I did, well... I said oink-oink, I didn't snort, but it was pretty funny. I wish I could take credit for it." then it went into a dis-contest where I pwned her ass, after a while her friend Suzanne was like: Let's get out of here, she was about to leave then I comment that she should take her nasty ass skank-hair and leave... she turned around and was all "What the fuck was that?" trying to start shit... then I called her an anorexic porker, who fucks a 37 year old-- which *I'M* not into, but if she is... eh... then she tried to compare me to a guy who makes his own jeans and then wears them on his nose... which is later clarified to meaning he sticks an ice-pick up his nose and uses the weight of the jeans to pull them, then I told her that I know that sounds like picking a nose, and that because she doesn't know her ass from her elbow that I didn't even want to know what a nose was, but I'll assume they're teeth which I do pick... then I asked if she would consider becoming a skankologist-- a new religion just for her to cover her face, I also went on about this as her boyfriend and told her that I know she's into me, but I just don't see her like that... I'm not a lesbian, and if I was a guy I'd be gay just to NOT be into her... then I told her some day she'd find another girl like me, maybe a guy... and they too would reject her, and that she would then find a 37 year old who would fill that void in her, well, probably not... but I don't care. XD So, she finally throws a punch at my face, I catch her fist, deflect it and punch her in the nose... making it bleed. I push her off, she draws a knife, so I grab her arm in a pressure point that will make your hand release, and start beating the crap out of her with one hand constantly with face-shots and stomach shots, I disarm her then step on the switch-blade knife as I keep kicking her ass and suggest someone calls the cops, then I make myself look like a hero for defending myself even though I was at the arms-disadvantage AND standing on the weapon to protect myself and made them take prints off the knife to prove I didn't touch it or plant it. >.> Then she went to jail.

For a moment within the part about the ice-pick guy they turned into Bobby (a baby-faced dickwad who thanks to working on Wall Street now looks 10 years older and like a candidate for early heart attack <3 enemies dying first = love for me.) and he was stabbing me three inches diagnally below my left shoulder, which coincides with breast tissue (lymphatically speaking) sooooooooooo I said that THAT was sexual harassment then kneed him in the balls. It turned back to Mary after that part. >.>'

I was so hyped up after that I had to have a great day, and witty banter with Dan. Which, Dan informed me that sarcasm = affection, and food = love. LOL.

Alright, that was everything note-worthy in 3 LJ posts, sorry. XD Bye all!

Tags: dino-elmo, high school sucked, pwnage dream
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